I frequently have good ideas, but don't know how to actualize them. My ideal job would be Idea Person. When I was a kid having ideas, my dad told me "Never tell anyone your ideas, someone might steal them."
This after I imagined a handheld hairdryer with brush & comb attachments. That dandy idea was a result of having my five year old brain broiled via a hairdryer that encased my head in a Helmet of Raging Inferno, for what seemed like hours. (The price one pays for beauty, according to my mom)
I KNEW it was a killer idea. Tis a shame my dad didn't listen & apply his Industrial Design skills. There was a fortune to be made, years later when blow-dryers hit the market. Yup, I invented the blow-dryer when I was five. Figured that an Invisible Industrial Spy had heard me tell my dad & stolen my idea. After that I kept my ideas to myself, and there were plenty of 'em, mostly conjured up to save myself from dying of boredom in school.
During my early hippie emergence I had a revelation. An untold idea is a waste of muse; if you can't manifest it, release it into the wild. I have freely practiced this ideology henceforth, experiencing a motherly pride when one of them is birthed somewhere, by someone.
Long ago the concept of Audio Porn came to me, not only for the blind, but for those who like to multitask while jogging or driving or cleaning house as well. I imagined CD's of erotic lovemaking sounds, all different sorts, marketed like magazines. Inexpensive to produce, high mark-up, compact display units, happy repeat customers of every imaginable genre. Overhearing sex is a part of most of our histories and has a forbidden aspect that has not yet been tapped by the industry. The imagination is our best sex organ.
Today I read that someone has launched a porn site for the blind. Good for them! Another of my stray ideas has found a home. From now on I am going to post my ideas on this blog, to hasten them along. Stay tuned, the next one is a real doozy.
smooch
Auntie Hattie
This after I imagined a handheld hairdryer with brush & comb attachments. That dandy idea was a result of having my five year old brain broiled via a hairdryer that encased my head in a Helmet of Raging Inferno, for what seemed like hours. (The price one pays for beauty, according to my mom)
I KNEW it was a killer idea. Tis a shame my dad didn't listen & apply his Industrial Design skills. There was a fortune to be made, years later when blow-dryers hit the market. Yup, I invented the blow-dryer when I was five. Figured that an Invisible Industrial Spy had heard me tell my dad & stolen my idea. After that I kept my ideas to myself, and there were plenty of 'em, mostly conjured up to save myself from dying of boredom in school.
During my early hippie emergence I had a revelation. An untold idea is a waste of muse; if you can't manifest it, release it into the wild. I have freely practiced this ideology henceforth, experiencing a motherly pride when one of them is birthed somewhere, by someone.
Long ago the concept of Audio Porn came to me, not only for the blind, but for those who like to multitask while jogging or driving or cleaning house as well. I imagined CD's of erotic lovemaking sounds, all different sorts, marketed like magazines. Inexpensive to produce, high mark-up, compact display units, happy repeat customers of every imaginable genre. Overhearing sex is a part of most of our histories and has a forbidden aspect that has not yet been tapped by the industry. The imagination is our best sex organ.
Today I read that someone has launched a porn site for the blind. Good for them! Another of my stray ideas has found a home. From now on I am going to post my ideas on this blog, to hasten them along. Stay tuned, the next one is a real doozy.
smooch
Auntie Hattie
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